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Saturday 19 February 2011

Funny SMS

Pappu was writing his
father’s name on a
1000 Watt bulb
Father asked him:What r u doing?
Pappu:Aapka naam roshan kar raha hu.
GdMrng…
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womens r like internet virus
1st they enter ur life
scan urs pockets
transfer money
edit ur mind
download thier problems
delete ur smile and
hang ur life
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Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeepe1Rs.
Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de 

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