PATI PATNI SMS

Husband:Darling!Kahi Saal Pehle Tumara Figure Bilkul 'Coke' Ki Bottel Ki Tara Tha.
Wife:Woh Tho Ab Bhi Hai ! Bas Pehle Bottel 300ml Ki Thi Ab 1.5ltr Ki Hai…
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Man: Sir, My Wife Is Missing. Postmaster:Bhai Ye Post Office Hai, Police Station Me Complaint Dijiyee.Man: Kya Karun, Khushi Ke Maare Kuch Samajh Nahi Aa Rha
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1 Admi Doston Ki Mehfil Se Raat Late Ghar Gaya Dosto Ne Pucha K Wife Ne Kuch Kaha To Nahi Admi Bola Nahi Kuch Khas Nahi Bus Ye 2 Dant To Mai Wesay Bhi Niklwane Wala Tha
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Marwadi On His Death Bed-My Wife, R U Here?Yes I'm Heremy Son?Yes Father. My Daughter,R U Here?Yes I M Dadto Phir Saalo Dukan Par Kaun Hain???
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Husband & Wifehotel Gae Tabhi 1Lady Ne Helo Kiya,Wife-Kaun Thi Wo?Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mt Kro Mai Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu K Usko Kya Btaunga K Tum Kaun Ho..
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